Maybe This Dream

Lyrics

[PAULA] When I was a little girl I felt like a princess So na�ve and full of hope I thought my dreams would come true But then as I grew The world was all like... (SHE giggles.) Nope (spoken) But this time, maybe, just maybe& (sung) Maybe this dream won't lead to disgrace Maybe this dream is in reach Maybe this dream won't poop on my face Like a seagull at the beach Maybe this dream won't be like my wedding The organ played, There goes the bride (spoken) I came back (sung) Maybe this dream won't be like some maggots Feasting on the rotting deer carcass of my pride (SHE vocalizes.) [PAULA] Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator Breaking when I need it most Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola Eating the flesh of its host Maybe this dream Won't be like When I go running And I have to take a dump So I have to rush home Plus I also have my period So I have menstrual cramps plus dump cramps And as I run frantically I pee just a little Because I've had two babies So by the time I get home My undies smell like a sewer rat Maybe this dream won't be like that � [TIM] Tweedle deedle dee! [JIM] Tweedle deedle doo! [TIM AND JIM] Tweet tweet Tweet tweet Tweet tweet twee... Maybe this dream will finally make me feel Like I deserve A dream