Jap Battle (Reprise)

Lyrics

[AUDRA] All of our lives you were toxic Obnoxious Now though, you've brought me from nauseous to naches I'm proud of you, Bunch You're a grown-up, you got this Kol hakavod, you're a goddess [REBECCA] Me?! But you're so responsible Career's on sizzle Husband, ditto Three great kiddos You've got competence, class Plus a skinny-ass waist And a toned-ass ass [AUDRA] Well, you've got a free spirit, which I see and commend So, like 2 Chainz without the "NZ" at the end I wish you double chai For following the tug Of the heart behind your 36 triple-D jugs [REBECCA] Wow, what a boost for my confidence! [AUDRA] Yeah, I mean, I gotta give it up I'm pretty good at giving compliments [REBECCA] Nice bubble, Bubbeleh, I really hate to pop it But nobody's got a plaudit any hotter than I drop it [AUDRA & REBECCA] This is... [AUDRA] A JAP praise fight [AUDRA & REBECCA] Half affirmation [REBECCA] Half cage fight [AUDRA & REBECCA] Killing you with kindness [AUDRA] Yeah, you're dang right [AUDRA & REBECCA] It's a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off [REBECCA] You know what? Let's squash it, you're awesome [AUDRA] Seconded! Same! Rebecca-wise, my game recognize game [REBECCA] Thanks, I appreciate that [AUDRA] Yeah, I mean, there's a reason I'm called "Esteem queen Levine" [REBECCA] Can it with the accolades-slash-shade-catapulting You are the one who is great at adulting All your hard work, ultimately resulting in triumph [AUDRA] Damn, that's some sneaky insulting Skip the emotional judo I am the B. Knowles-Carter of kudos [REBECCA] I'm the Lebron James of acclaim [AUDRA] Then you might as well call me the Michelle of the kvell [REBECCA] Go to hell! [AUDRA & REBECCA] This is... [AUDRA] A JAP cheer scrimmage [AUDRA & REBECCA] Like a rap battle [REBECCA] But the mirror image [AUDRA & REBECCA] Both of us'll feel great [AUDRA] When we're finished [REBECCA] Giving a dope-slap of dap to this JAP... (Spoken) Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that, on one hand, does reinforce negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the other hand, is a term that we want to reclaim and own. Also, should acknowledge that me saying "dap to this jap" is appropriative and a little problematic, if we're being honest (Sung) This is touchy stuff and it's pretty complicated But I noticed the dynamic and I thought that I should name it Just like I hated you, but now I kinda like you This song's another thing I can see two sides to [AUDRA] Terrific self-awareness [REBECCA] Knock it off, Audra! You never stop, do you? [AUDRA] Can't and don't wanna [REBECCA] You're a wonderful lady But an insufferable baby [AUDRA] Should we make out? [REBECCA] What?! No! Maybe...