JAP Battle [Demo]

Lyrics

[ZACH] This is real deep beef from way back in the past Deeper than I'll put a foot up in the crack of your ass Alright, let's do this Your little pals can witness how vicious This Westchester alpha bitch is I'm straight up malicious, a verbal curb stomper Since we were toddlers I've studied every chink in your armor And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh That means "disgrace", I'm translating for the goys Our lifelines have been parallel like corduroys But now, we'll see whose bars will prevail In this beef of two hard-as-nails Shebrews from Scarsdale We've got a conflict of interest I'm about to give this chick the business Spittin' venomous hate Penetratin' her defenses It's a JAP battle (spoken) A what? (sung) A Jewish American Princess Rap battle Daughters of privilege Spittin' mad flow Find that term offensive? Too bad, yo! Oh, snap It's a JAP battle rap Look, academically, you could never catch me You were close, but no match scholastically Nohow, no way I put the "O.G." in "5.0 G.P.A." Well, speaking of which, are you A.P. graded? 'Cause these days you look a bit heavily weighted And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact that I'm strapped With that killer instinct that you lack Sweetheart, here's what You're not understanding, I'm street-smart You mean, 'cause you minored in Urban Planning? Please, I know you Your tough act's a bluff So sheket bevaka shut the fuck up Your temper, you lost it! Aww, cute Like you're going to lose this lawsuit But here's one category where you have no rival Blowing frat guys with your AEPI-hole And I banged your hedge fund manager fiancé Back in college over winter holidays Bathroom stall at the Matzo Ball And honestly, I gotta say Really not hot at all Small dick, rotten lay This is A JAP battle Bane of my existence You're an asshole From Golden's Bridge To North Castle Wipe you off the map In this JAP battle rap Bunch, you're a curse, you're a blight We were frenemies at first spite Think your verse is tight? Then you're tripping like Birthright I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug And fill you full of slugs like a straight up thug Kay, I just need to tell you that's a little racist See, I belong to the ACLU Spare me I'm a card-carrying member Plus, I spent a semester in Kenya, remember? Well, I volunteered in Ghana Well, I guess that makes us equal Well, it's settled then We're both cool with black people 'Cause we're liberals Duh, progressive as hell Though, of course, I support Israel Audra, wait we share so many traits Should we shake hands and erase the hate Created by our mothers pitting us against each other For accolades and grades We were egged on like Seder plates! Nah, too late, back to business: You know and I know There's no way you'll win this I won't give one inch, I'm not budgin' Well that's some piss-poor judgement An even worse choice Than leaving New York for this shtetl I love this Valley, and we won't settle Oh, you want to get salty like the Dead Sea? Word, but call off the case or you're dead, C-word