I Gave You a UTI

Lyrics

[GREG] What's that burnin' feelin' Every time you pee? Well, that's how it goes After you have so Much awesome sex with me!   I gave you A UTI! Yeah, I gave you A UTI!   My sweet love injection Caused a urinary tract infection! I'm just that good I didn't even try, try, try I gave you a UTI!   [REBECCA] Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot of sex has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria—   [GREG] Don't ruin this for me!   That bladder inflammation Is my little gift to you! Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication After what I put them through!   C'mon, sing with me!   [REBECCA] No, I'm not gonna do that   [GREG] I gave you—I gave you A UTI—a UTI! Yeah, I gave you—I gave you A UTI—a UTI!   I'm so good at sex Your maidenship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI!   One night with me is pure ecstasy 'Cause I know just what you like But you should know for a week or so You won't be able to ride a bike!   I'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class. I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance. Anyway...   I gave you—I gave you A UTI—a UTI! Not an STD—no STDs! Just to clarify   If it hurts to take a leak Well, that's just part of my technique What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI? This guy! I gave you a UT— I gave you a UT— I gave you— A U... T... I!