Group Hang

Lyrics

[REBECCA, spoken] The night was going perfectly, mi amor. We were having a romantic Mexican meal. Or Cali-Mex... Cali-Mex-Italian... I don't really know what this food is! But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance...   [HECTOR, BEANS, KEN & WHITE JOSH] La la, la la la!   [REBECCA] It was a group hang, group hang You're so far away in a group hang! A group hang, group hang Do we really need all these nachos?   It was an intimate date Just you and me At a magical place Where refills are free Then your buddies showed up And tore us apart They're forces of evil A knife through my heart   [HECTOR, BEANS, KEN & WHITE JOSH] Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!   [REBECCA] A group hang, group hang You're just out of reach in a group hang A group hang, group hang I'm so afraid of horses!   Now you're telling a story 'Bout some dude named Jeffwad And the time he "sprooshed" Whatever that means Feeling left out, so I jump in and say:   (spoken) I had a friend named Jeff once. He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm.    (sung) It was a group hang, group hang It just got weird in this group hang Group hang, group hang It makes me so sexy sad   [HECTOR, BEANS, KEN & WHITE JOSH] Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba! Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba! Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba! Guadalaraja, Sicily!   [Rebecca, spoken] That's not in Mexico!   [HECTOR, BEANS, KEN & WHITE JOSH] Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale Root beer margarita, taco stew   [Rebecca, spoken] Does the chef know what Mexico is?   [Rebecca] A group hang, group hang What's this smoky tortilla soup thing?   [Rebecca, spoken] I mean, really, am I crazy? There are—I know there are people of Hispanic descent working at this restaurant.  (sung) A group hang, group hang   (spoken) How are they not offended, with the bastardization of their culture? Is it just me? Maybe it's just me.  (sung) You're so far away at a group hang   (spoken) I feel like I'm being gaslighted by this restaurant.  (sung) A group hang, group hang   (spoken) Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo. ¡El cheque!