Lyrics

[DAVID HULL] One! [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] Two! [DAVID HULL AND SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] One, two, three, four! [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER, spoken] Hey come on, get pumped up! Here we go! [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] We know what people think when they see us [David Hull] That we're so hot, it's insane [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] Ane, ane, ane! [DAVID HULL] When we exit a pool, we do it in slow-motion [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] But that don't mean we can't complain [DAVID HULL AND SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] 'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you This is our quiet personal time to reflect (Flect, flect, flect, flect, flect, flect!) We both have almost no body fat But we're too bummed out to talk about that I know we look so much better than you But fit hot guys have problems, too Uh! [DAVID HULL] Everyone is at our sexual mercy Be them a mister [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] Or miss [DAVID HULL] Miss, miss, miss! [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] But when we're down on our knees [DAVID HULL] No one has sympathy [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] Because they only see this [DAVID HULL] And this [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] And this [DAVID HULL] And this [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] And this [DAVID HULL] And this [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] And this [DAVID HULL AND SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER] But what about this? [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER, DAVID HULL & PETE GARDNER, spoken] Hey woah woah woah Stop it, stop it, stop doing that, do not encourage this Come on, they love it, they love it No, don't do this! We'll never get out of here We'll never get out of here Pete! What? What are you doing? What's going on man? Why are you so shiny? I had, I had Skylar cover me in cooking spray Okay You know the professionals do that Oh do they? Okay Come on guys, let's do this! Five, six, seven, eight [DAVID HULL, SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER AND PETE GARDNER] 'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad (Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad) We're expressing our pain through the art of dance But we'll express so much better without these pants [DAVID HULL & SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER, spoken] I saw that coming We agreed that we weren't gonna... We saw that coming Yeah we should've seen that coming Wow Yep [SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER, DAVID HULL & PETE GARDNER] Let us ugly cry! [DAVID HULL, spoken] Pete Gardner everybody! [PETE GARDNER, spoken] Yeah!