First Penis I Saw

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I've thought about him for so long Those memories are crystal clear I was so young, he was so big and strong I can't believe that he's right here I was such an innocent girl When we first met He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world So how could I ever forget The first penis I saw [Chorus] First penis, very first penis First penis, very first penis I saw First penis, very first penis, penis First penis, very first penis I saw And of all the penises I've seen His had the biggest impact And by that what I mean Is it really made me drop my jaw 'Cause it was the very first penis I saw A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants And just generally kinda rubbed it But that night I decided to take a chance I took it out, and he really seemed to love it I didn't know what to do next I didn't have that part planned He said, "Let me show you some basic moves," And then he took my hand And taught me all about the [Chorus] First penis, very first penis First penis, very first penis I saw First penis, very first penis, penis First penis, very first penis I saw Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest In terms of penis, I really was the greenest I was in total awe Of the very first penis I saw He's coming! Bail on the turntable! I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness Everything about it seemed quite ingenious I couldn't find a single flaw In the first penis, very first penis Very first penis I saw