Apple Man

Lyrics

[TIM, spoken] Oh, hello there, folks! Didn't see you there. My name is not important, but there's somethin' about me that you should know (Song) I'm an apple man I'm an apple man No other fruit can do quite what an apple can Toss me that apple, Stan 'Cause I'm an apple man They're marvelous in the morning They're lovely late at night They're delectable in the daytime An apple always tastes just right So you can keep your banana In your pineapple cabana I'd never be caught Chompin' on a kumquat Tell that to your friend, Susannah From Tallahassee to Spokane From Madagascar to Japan I'm sticking to my one-fruit plan 'Cause I'm a Gala Red Delicious Cortland Fuji McIntosh Granny Smith Ambrosia apple man