There Are Many Dangers

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If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up Oh, look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight There are many dangers They could be in a toaster or a common thing You must keep a lookout Remember all the rules they have for everything When it's very, very cold out Do not put your tongue on cold metal things For example, stop signs I did and they had to pull some skin off Then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night There are many dangers They could be in a toaster or a common thing You must keep a lookout Remember all the rules they have for everything When they'd taken out my tonsils I brought them home Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils I've got lots of things to think about at night There are many dangers Could be in a toaster or a common thing You must keep a lookout Remember all the rules they have for everything