Corn Star

Lyrics

[Intro] Look out, boys, here she comes Hahahahaha She loves green and yellow [Verse 1] She's not the kind of girl you'd meet on the corner of Hollywood and Vine But you might bump into her on aisle twenty-one at the Farmer's Feed & Supply With a bag of seed on her suntan shoulder Cut-off jeans and a tight tank top With a big red mower on it Make you wanna be a farmer, don't it? [Pre-Chorus] No, you won't see her in the centerfold of Playboy magazine, no She's too busy getting dirty in a field of green [Chorus] She's a corn star The talk of the crop at every county fair, y'all Corn star Blue Ribbon winner for the last five years They cut a four-lane highway right through her pasture Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster But everybody knows the only reason for the road Was to see her chug-a-luggin' on the top of that tractor Corn star [Verse 2] Well, you swear you'd seen her in a red bikini on a Bay Watch episode But I'm telling you straight, that six hundred acres is the only life she knows There's gossip in town, flyin' around She was sunset-strippin' for tips in LA But that's just a bunch of bean growers Talkin' to the bean loaders, ain't got a clue about a— [Chorus] Corn star She's the talk of the crop at every county fair, y'all Corn star Blue Ribbon winner for the last five years They cut a four-lane highway right through her pasture Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster But everybody knows the only reason for the road Was to see her chug-a-luggin' on the top of that tractor She's a corn star, y'all (Corn star) [Bridge] Oh, she's the FFA and 4-H queen, yeah Coast to coast, every country boy's dream (Corn star) She's a corn star (Corn star) Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh [Chorus] She's a corn star She's the talk of the crop at every county fair, y'all Corn star Blue Ribbon winner for the last five years They cut a four-lane highway right through her pasture Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster But everybody knows the only reason for the road Was to see her chug-a-luggin' on the top of that tractor She's a corn star (Corn star)