No Favors

Lyrics

When she told me she was leavin' she said, "Now Craig, don't get excited" I said, "You're leavin'? It ain't nothin', yo, I'm quite delighted" What you expect me to do? Start shittin'? Yeah right bitch, goodbye and good riddance I don't care if you're goin' because of that duck you're with Know I'm sayin'? So hey, you can suck my dick 'Cause now the secret is out and you're outta luck (Yo man, she's startin' to cry) Hey, I don't give a fuck She dished it out, so now she's gonna get it too So fuck you and the doctor that delivered you After all the shit that I gave her You're gonna diss me? Bitch, do me no favors She had some nerve tryna play me like I'm Milton Bradley So when she's hearin' this I hope her ass is feelin' badly About the things she did and she often tried Now that you cried, go 'head, commit suicide Jump off a buildin', or better yet jump off a cliff And if you jump I hope you take that fuckin' man you're with So what you love him, you love every man you know To put it bluntly, bitch, you'se a stinkin' hoe What you thought? That I was supposed to cry for you? Baby please, don't try to tell me what I should do You got his kid? Well I hope you both die in labor And by the way, bitch, do me no favors The Vernon Posse and I went to see 'Child's Play' (Yo Craig, was it hype?) Yeah, I'll say Shit was runnin' real smooth and oh so correct And then I turned around and saw my fuckin' ex She had some dickhead kid wearin' acid wash And all I could say was "Oh my fuckin' gosh" But to be a good sport I smiled and said "Hi" And after that the bitch, she just walked by So I ran up to her at the concession stand And I said, "You won't speak because you're with your man? Well fuck both of you, see 'cause you ain't nobody And the way that you look, you're both seein Scotty" But she tried to get hype and create a scene So I dissed her ass, you know what I mean And after that I jumped into my Blazer Screamed out the window (Bitch, do me no favors) About a month after that her ass was cold forgotten And the rest of my life was finally startin' Chillin' in my room pumpin' The Kingpin Then out of nowhere the phone starts ringin' So then I pick up the phone and say "Who's this?" And yeah you guessed it, it was that fool bitch You know the one that's always actin' nasty She probably heard I went platinum, now she's tryna gas me But I'm not the one, she's on a scenic route She better check her funky ass into a Phoenix House Or run with her man on the hoe stroll Don't look surprised, you see, I know so Your man's a fag that's drag racin' And on top of that you're both basin' So don't come to me with that generic shit 'Cause I won't give a fuck about hearin' it And if you go get your man I'll play that boy quick I mean so fast you'd think he had a joystick Because back in the days he used to flam a lot But now he's a fairytale like Sir Camelot And if he tries to diss I cut him like a razor And then say, "Yo bitch, do me no favors"