Lyrics

Hey bartender pour me another one 'cause I don't think that I've had enough Make it a bourbon make it a double one You can see that I'm still standing up Whiskey and women well they fool me every time Into thinking I'm the hero I have pictured In my mind So tell me a secret to get me through the night Or let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie Where am I this evening? no I don't mean what bar I mean what city? and in what state am I? Honey, are you leaving? and do you have a car? And could you take me along for the ride? A woman like you well, you could enter in my life And let me be the lover I have pictured in my mind So tell me a secret to get me through the night Or let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie Here's a quarter why don't I play us a song B 33 I believe it's George Jones I believe it's a slow one in 3/4 time So let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie Hey bartender did she say where she was going? Well I must have dozed off for awhile Are these my cigarettes? and how much do I owe? I guess I'll see you again tomorrow night Do you think she'd mind it if I called her Up sometime? I might be the reason she's been searching Her whole life So tell me a secret to get me through the night Or let's turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie