But Julian, I’m a Little Bit Older Than You

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey! [Verse 1] Busty co-eds live, live, live! You'll crash the car, man, if you drive A 1-800, 1-800 1-800-WIRED O-B-G-Y, G-Y-N Triple X X X Times that you and me Have lots and lots of meaningless sex Erotic city, VIP The pornorific girl is me I came, I know I faked it He's still tied to the bed Adorable, affordable Guaranteed discretion In the story of my life You'll barely get a mention [Pre-Chorus] And I see Paris, I see France I can see your underpants Oh, I see Paris, I see France Oh, I hear London calling [Chorus] Now you come so you can rip 'em off No, baby, I know where you live [Verse 2] I'm overrated, desecrated Still somehow illuminated I know I've got a screw loose Just meet me in the bedroom I know you did this, what a punk You would never sell out Just like I did in Playboy That was art, it didn't count Love the way your mouth fits mine 1-800-he's-so-fine I'm infrared, I'm in your head I won't be leaving soon [Pre-Chorus] And I see Paris, I see France Oh, I can see your underpants Oh, I see Paris, I see France Oh, I hear London calling [Chorus] Now you've come, please, baby, rip 'em off No, baby, I know where you live No, and I can smell her on you everywhere No, baby, I can not forgive And I'm coming for you! [Post-Chorus] (Oi! Oi! Oi!) Hey, gabba gabba, baby Hey, gabba gabba, baby (Oi! Oi! Oi!) I know where you live (Oi, oi, shut up!) Hey, gabba gabba, baby (Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!) I know where you live (Shut up!) I'm a little bit older than you, than you (Shut up) [Bridge] You know how when your phone went dead? Oh, that was me on the other end You know how when your phone went dead? Oh, that was me on the other end And when I touched your limousine I really felt the vibe It said "I love you, baby girl, you know 'Cause I can read your mind" [Chorus] (Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!) And I'm comin', comin', comin' for you (Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!) I know where you live Hey, gabba gabba, baby (Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!) I know where you live Just a little bit older than you (Yeah, than you) I know where you live (Shut up)