​​if i were a fish

Lyrics

[Intro] 'Kay, ready? (Mmhmm) One, two, three, four [Verse 1] If I were a fish and you caught me, you'd say, "Look at that fish" Shimmerin' in the sun Such a rare one, can't believe that you caught one If I were a fish and you caught me, you'd say, "Look at that fish" Heaviest in the sea You'd win first prize if you caught me [Chorus] Why is everybody on the internet so mean? Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen? If I was scrollin' through and I saw me Floppin' around and singin' my song I'd say, "Damn, they're cute" and sing along [Verse 2] If I were a rock, you would pick me up and say, "That's a nice rock" Skippiest on the lake Plop, plop, plop, I'm the perfect shape And if I were a sock, you would put me on and say, "That's a nice sock" Happiest as a pair I found you, now I'm not scared [Chorus] Why is everybody on the internet so mean? Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen? If I was scrollin' through and I saw me Floppin' around and singin' my song I'd say, "Damn, they're cute" and sing along [Bridge] How lucky are we? Of all the fish in the sea You get to be you And I get to be me Just let 'em be mean We're as free as can be To be the you-est of you And the me-est of me [Outro] If I were a fish Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do If I were a fish Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do If I were a fish Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do If I were a fish Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do [Spoken] This is the funnest thing I've ever done in my life Yeah