Narduar’s Cousin

Lyrics

[Sample: Nardwuar vs Nirvana: Nardwuar in italics, Kurt Cobain in Bold] Uh, Kurt, doot doola doot doo Kurt, doot doola doot doo Doot doola doot doo... Doot Doot Oh, Kurt, [?] station ID just quickly, just one for CITR Just one second. Just one for fun. Station ID, Kurt. For CITR Radio CITR Radio. And who are you? Nardwuar's Cousin Can you say, this is Kurt, and you're listening to CITR? This is Kurt, and you're listening to CITR I'm Kurt Cobain, and you're listening to CITR Radio No, you're not [Verse 1: Copywrite] Scram, skedaddle, bounce, if you had an ounce I'd prolly battle you for it and leave you at a drought This caucasian's got his cock raisin' In your thot's twat, blazin' 'til my knot's soft like a hot raisin (Listen.) Your fiction's got pulp in it Master P, Master card's got no limits Let multiple persons battle me, you gon' need to blast guns Multiple personalities, you don't even have one [Verse 2: Metro] But if you do have common sense Under your do-rag, you should prolly use that (Who's that?) Niggas Johnny Too Bad with a tool and Designer Lou bag Who they tryna fool? Are you mad? They wanna get a rise out of me, mad I won't go Will I ever give a shit again? That, I don't know Only time will tell, like a straight-up snitch Or conversations when you're by yourself [Verse 3: Copywrite] Rockin' a holy crucifix is the only way I could get double crossed Peter Parker, Spider shit, I see trouble, boss Five DUI's, not the one you want to ride against Tobey Macguire money, movie lucci, making Spidey cents Now kiss Mary Jane. This very strange I feel very high, but ain't blaze in many days Large pimpin', scary with the flow I'm Marge Simpson: married to the doh! [Verse 4: Metro] 'ey, tell 'em Large Marge sent 'em, not them niggas In the marked car, knock them out the ballpark (hit 'em) Busy birds and blank stares be kitty purrs Got niggas come up for air like every fifty words So attached, hoes tatted on their lower back Some people lean into the shoulder snap That's the difference of an inch and mile Half these niggas wouldn't know if it was piss from a cloud (Ow!) [Hook] Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's.....Nardwuar's.... Nardwuar's Cousin [Verse 5: Copywrite] She wanna do something strange for no change like Barack Obama (Wait for it.) There's no way you're heat holdin', baby bitch. You ducked when you heard, "Okay, I'm reloaded." But it was just a Jay-Z skit. Fuck you, pay me, bitch Come through, make me rich. Kung fu, crazy kicks Got in truck with Vodka up in a McDonald's cup, and now I got a little Dewey like Donald Duck. (Fuck.) [Verse 6: Metro] Made a face like Donald Trump when he hit the blunt, then jumped like, "Y'all no fun." Suicide is painless, so I've been told, but really, who am I to blame when you know it's a joke I hear 'em talking, only blowing the smoke. I breathe fire.All the ugly bitches, be quiet A muzzle to keep silent, a struggle to eat, we are like one on this beat, grindin' with guns underneath. (Bang.) [Verse 7: Copywrite] I called Cory up, 'fore he brought the story up 'bout how I relapsed last night and fucked forty sluts I said, "Orgy what? so that's why I'm sore as fuck." No pun, go run to the phone, rung Maury up He said the baby's not a kin to me, dig it, I jumped up and clicked my heels like Jiminy Cricket How peculiar, crowd yellin' Hallelujah, y'all beef over grass and shit like cow manure [Hook] Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's Cousin Nardwuar's.....Nardwuar's.... Nardwuar's Cousin