Lyrics

[Intro] Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means? I gotta take out the trash? No silly, it's time to brush your teeth! [Verse 1: Cool Calm Pete] Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup Moisten the toothbrush, you know what's up Crest, Colgate, Aquafresh Straight across the bristles, nothing less Now side to side, can't stop, won't stop Hit her from the front, hit her from the back Hit her from an angle if you got it like that Girls love it if you got it like that Fresh brushed she'll think your a genius Impressed she might touch your - Come on, please, let me get a kiss Don't be a tease, be a proper miss Oral-B girls rock it steady Pump or squeeze, are you ready Let's fight tooth decay Let's floss everyday Back and forth no gum diseases Brush those fronts just like Jesus Back from the dentist, then he gets this No cavities, pump that fist Back and forth, forth and back Jungle Mike says, "plaque is whack" This just in, brush your teeth Think of all the candy you can eat [Bridge] Jungle Mike with the candy rap [Verse 2: Jungle Mike] Okay, they tell you to brush like a million times But fuck that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine I call them Push Pop, Ring Pop, low pop spree Nominated Fun Dip and Good and Plenty Cigarette gum, gum tape and Nerds Button caps, Razzle, gummy bears, oh, gummy worms Peace to Pixy Stix's Tootsie Rolls dreams y'all how many licks? Red Hots, M&M's, Gobstoppers Boston baked beans and them Starbursts Laffy Taffy's, Bazooka Joe, Bliss A whole bag of pennies for them Swedish Fish 4ever mints, candy canes, Merry Christmas! Licorice the only ones, on your shit-list Great Bubbalicious Sugar Daddy's 6 licks and yes, York Peppermint Patty's Your teeth gonna put up a good fight But Jawbreakers rule, word to Mike and Ike's Word to Rain-Blo bubbles, Hubba Bubba bubbles Soda and Poprocks, now we in trouble Go Charleston Chew, and Peanut Chews Mary Jane's, blunts, and of course Big League Chew Candy bar nation, I can't forget you These the cavity all stars, you know how we do It's the P.S.A, promise the tooth decay Have a nice day