Lyrics

What's all this crap about you not eating meat? That's such a bunch of crap. I'll tell you what, I eat meat my whole life. Meat, meat, meat and meat. You don't eat meat? Hardy har har, that's what I say! Killing me with that crap. I eat meat every damn day: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I get out of bed at 6 AM and start my day with meat! Yessiree, sausage, ham, bacon, steak... god damn, I'd eat Cap'n Crunch with Beefberries if they made the damn stuff. I'd eat any meat. Beef, chicken, lamb, veal, weasel, chihuahua, snake, dog, poodle... I'd drink it too, for chrise'. Hell yеah. Break out the damn blendеr and mix me a spam margarita. I'd drink it down so fast it'd snap your head off. Hell yeah! Not good for you? Hell, it's great for you! After my third bypass, I had a double bacon cheeseburger and a side order of-- Let me tell you, god dammit, meat is good! Good for you, good meat! God damn it now