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[Greg Proops]: Consolidated buries the mammoth while it's stuck in the tar pit [unintelligible vocoded speech] William F Buckley, billion year old right wing ideologue and marginal biblical scholar, freaky alcoholic and kinky sex fanatic, Caribbean boat swilling spy novel writing freak, yes he's a danger to America. I think the way to kill William F. Buckley is to take away his clipboard. D'ye'ha I think the most fitting way for Ted Nugent to die would be choking to death on a piece of raw venison, while he's stripping the jerky from a large buck that he's just killed with his X-15/498 laser-sighted night vision crossbow. He'll be choking, lying, and sputtering, fall on the ground. His friend won't know how to do the Heimlich Maneuver, because his friend will be a big, redneck asshole [speech] Of course one of the more appropriate ways for Clarence Thomas to expire would be, he goes to a conference called the Black Women for Power League, and he's going to speak there, and he thinks he's going to get a lot of chicks... But when he gets there, it's all black lesbians and they lock the door and fucking kill him with cocktail forks [speech] I think the way to kill Rush Limbaugh is to insert Howard Stern inside him, and let him die there