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[Dialogue] Hello! And welcome to... What is a fucking Conrank In this series We aim to uncover the ancient and unanswered mystery of the Conrank What is it? Where did it come from, and what does it do? Some say it's a hermit That locks itself away in a dark and soundproof room Only appearing for bowls of noodle soup Others say it's a wizard that roams North America And that it's mating call cannot be heard, but only felt One young scientist says it hits a perfect fifty hertz My theory is that Conrank is nothing, but also everything And that it lives within us Let's begin this journey of discovery together