Army Skit

Lyrics

[Intro: Narrator] Feeling like we weren't getting anywhere We decided to turn to the social media platform Facebook After a little bit of research We found a page entitled, "Conrank's Army" After being accepted into the group We managed to catch up with a few members of the army To find out exactly what they feel a Conrank is [Dialogue: Member 1] What is a Conrank you say? A Conrank is the answers to the universe Tied up into a knot, into an enigma Which is boxed up into the sound you were hearing at the moment [Dialogue: Member 2] What the fuck is a Conrank? What the fuck is a Conrank?! If you have to ask me that Then you don't even know what beef is [Dialogue: Member 3] Ooh, yeah, dude Like a fuckin' Conrank, bro? That's like that fuckin'... Like, where it's like... Yeah, exactly, like that, bro [Dialogue: Member 4] I'm not quite sure what it is But I don't appreciate you asking me [Dialogue: Member 5] What's a fucking Conrank? A Conrank is energy That, uh, emotion The goosebumps you feel when the bass drops That's a fucking Conrank [Dialogue: Member 6] Uh, I think it's something you crank? [Outro: Narrator] Sadly, they seemed as in the dark as I was