Happy New Year A

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It's still winter, it's still cold And so in honor of the one week anniversary of this auspicious occasion, we celebrate the only way we know how We just gotta break in [MIMI] How long till next year? [ROGER] Three and half minutes... [MIMI] I'm giving up my vices I'm going back - back to school Eviction or not This week's been so hot As long as I've got you I know I'll be cool I couldn't crack the love code, dear 'Til you made the lock on my heart explode It's gonna be a happy new year A happy new year [MARK] Coast is clear You're supposed to be working That's for midnight Where are they? There isn't much time [MIMI] Maybe they're dressing I mean what does one wear that's apropos For a party - that's also a crime? [MAUREEN] Chips, anyone? [MARK] You can take the girl out of Jersey But you can't take the Jersey out of the girl [MAUREEN] My riot got you on TV I deserve a royalty [MIMI] Be nice, you two Or no god awful champagne [MAUREEN] Don't mind if I do No luck? [ROGER] Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain A total dead end [MAUREEN] Just like my ex-girlfriend [MAUREEN] Honey...? I know you're there ... Please pick up the phone Are you okay? It's not funny It's not fair How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control But I can learn to behave Give me one more chance And I'll do what I should I'll kiss your Doc Martens Let me kiss your Doc Martens Do everything you wish I would [JOANNE] That might be okay Down, girl Heel...stay I did a bit of research With my friends at legal aid Technically, you're squatters There's hope But just in case [MARK & JOANNE] Rope! [MARK] We can hoist a line [JOANNE] To the fire escape [MARK] In the back, and tie off at [MARK & JOANNE] There's a bench! [MAUREEN] I can't take them as chums [JOANNE] Start hoisting... wench [ROGER] Last week I wanted just to disappear My life was dust But now it just may be a happy new year A happy new year [COLLINS] Bond, James Bond [ANGEL] And Pussy Galore in person [MIMI] Pussy, you came prepared [ANGEL] I was a boy scout once And a brownie 'Til some brat got scared [COLLINS] Aha! Moneypenny, my martini! [MIMI] Will bad champagne do? [ROGER] That's shaken, not stirred [COLLINS] Pussy, the bolts [ANGEL] Just say the word! [MIMI] Two minutes left to execute our plan [COLLINS] Where's everyone else? [ROGER] Playing Spiderman [MARK] Ironic close up: tight On the phone machine's red light 'Cause while we were locked out Benny had the power turned back on