It Should’ve Been Me [Live]

Lyrics

Presenting the battle of the groups On my right in every way And behind me in every way Bruce and Lance, from Nashville, Tennessee The sons of the rednecks! On my left in every way From Honolulu, Hawai'i The Reef-aires A sexist nightmare One two three As I passed by A fine hotel I saw a little girl She sure looked swell I gave her the eye I tried to carry on And a big, black Cadillac pullеd up And, hah, she was gone (It should've been mе) (With that real fine chick) (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) Oh, that should have been me (Drivin' that Cadillac) Yours truly A little later on Five minutes passed And I saw a lady And she had a lotta class I was tryna to write her name in my book Her husband pulled up, gave me one of them Hah, real dirty looks (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) The moral of the story is that it (Bein' her chaperone) Her and me Saxophone Alright now, ah Down on the corner was this Real sharp cat Had-a three-hundred-dollar platform shoes And a hundred-dollar cowboy hat He was standin' on the curb By a fancy Buick DynaFlow And his voice from inside says C'mon sugar, let's go (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) By now you know who that should have been (Drivin' that DynaFlow) I hate to get heavy, but listen to this I ate some fish and chips I felt okay I passed a, uh Fancy café I saw a man eatin' One-a them T-bone steaks He had a waitress standin' by his side Feedin' him, Lordy (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) It was, oh, good God, I couldn't stand it (It should've been me) (With that real fine chick) Ice cream and cake! Where was I? I was standin' outside, wishin' I (Eatin' ice cream and cake) It should have been me Listen, one more time, yeah (With that real fine chick) (It should've been me) (Gettin' my natural kicks) That should have been me (Lovin' those crazy chicks) Believe me Alright Thank you, thank you