Waffle House (2013)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Colt Ford] See, me and my ole lady, we been fightin' a bunch I ain't quite for sure, but I got me a hunch Now I know I been drinkin', but I'm thinkin' kinda clear This here's the truth, and I ain't leavin' this booth 'Til I tell everybody exactly what she done I done called my boy John, told him bring my gun I'm tryin' to figure out exactly what went wrong Workin' daylight to dark to give her a nice home I never been the type to ask for too much Just a meal now and then and sometimes a slow touch Tell me what to do, man what do ya think? Know the waitress and the cook, and they don't care if we drink I'm just tryin' to make sense outta all this Lord, I'm not a violent man, but the gun's in my hand Should I stay or should I go Or just let it be? Lord, the cheatin' woman gon' be the death of me So, uh [Chorus: John Anderson] Meet me at the Waffle House It's goin' down I just found out my ole lady's been messin' around Meet me at the Waffle House Bring me my gun Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone [Verse 2: Colt Ford] Man, my whole world is upside down I guess I'm 'bout to be the laughin' stock of the town I heard from my cousin it's a dozen or more I found the sheriff's badge on the bedroom floor Ole boy from church said he saw her with the preacher Forty miles from here at a bar drinkin' beer She told me that she was havin' some lunch with her sister I was home cleanin' up and wishin' I didn't miss her See, love will bring you home, but lies brought me here Heard her and the town judge been at it for a year I reckon you can't make a whore a housewife But I dang sure tried even when she lied Now I'm sittin' here starin' at this plate of grits Thinkin' about goin' to put a bullet in that bitch Maybe I should shoot everyone of them fellas But come to think of it, son I really ain't jealous Matter fact, let me thank y'all for makin' it clear Hell, fix me a patty melt, John pour me a beer I'm scattered, smothered, and happy to be free To hell with cheap women, y'all heard it from me So, uh [Chorus: John Anderson] Meet me at the Waffle House It's goin' down I just found out my ole lady's been messin' around Meet me at the Waffle House Bring me my gun Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone [Bridge: John Anderson] Meet me at the one off 28 My gun's in the closet Underneath my Johnny Cash tapes And grab that moonshine sittin' on the freezer It's gonna ease the pain The next time I see her [Chorus: John Anderson] Meet me at the Waffle House It's goin' down I just found out my ole lady's been messin' around Meet me at the Waffle House Bring me my gun Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone