Longneck List

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There's a new ex-husband got taken to the cleaners And a corner booth looks like it's got a couple cheaters And a guitar picker tryin' to live off an empty tip jar A cowboy just put down an old dog Tryin' to look tough while he's tyin' one on Neon light's just right for the falling apart That's what we are [Chorus] Everybody got a longneck list of problems Hoping that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em So we saddle on up then we knock 'em on down Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom Of a longneck list of problems A long, long longneck Long, long longnеck [Verse 2] Your team just lost, so you're about to lose it Sick of your boss, and you'rе 'bout to say, "Screw it" Then suddenly a cowgirl asks why you're sitting alone She said, "Boy, you oughta loosen up your barstool buckle" She kinda looks a little like Travis Tritt trouble You got yourself two left boots, but hell, when in Rome [Chorus] Everybody got a longneck list of problems Hoping that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em So we saddle on up then we knock 'em on down Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom Of a longneck list of problems [Bridge] Hey bartender, we got a situation Everybody in here needs another libation Hey bartender, we got us a dilemma And you're the only one that's gonna help us [Chorus] We got ourselves a longneck list of problems Hoping that an ice cold, cold one's gonna solve 'em So we saddle on up then we knock 'em on down Tryin' to get down to the heartbroke bottom Of a longneck list of problems [Outro] Everybody got a long, long longneck A long, long longneck A long, long longneck list of problems Awe, that's right