Georgia Sand

Lyrics

(Verse) Georgia Sand was an authoress Who all through her life had great success Not only with her books But also with her looks Among the boys who gave her fun Young Alfred de Musset was the one That Georgia loved the most For he was such a good host Every night that beau of Georgia's Gave an affair that would scare the Borgias French champagne and Russian ballets Ellington's band and Rudy Vallee's All went right till one fine night Her favorite of males Gave a ball and to shock them all Georgia came in tails When he saw his best girl in trousers Alfred nearly died And in front of all those carousers Alfred loudly cried (Chorus) Georgia Sand Dressed up like a gent Georgia Sand What do you represent? Where are your frills That gave me such thrills? Where are those undies That made my Saturdays to Sundays? Georgia Sand Can't you understand? Though I worship you You're a little too plump, I fear To pull a Marlene Dietrich, dear Georgia Sand, go home and change