Lyrics

[Verse 1] Haha, I got a story to tell, and it's not easy It's kinda hard like doing math, and even though It wasn't that funny to me I know all of y'all will laugh, you see It's about me and a girl getting caught in bed On a hot and heavy date So I'm gonna run it down, right about now To see if you can relate, she's called Yvette [Chorus] She's sweet as sugar, a fox and how (Yvette) But too bad I didn't know then what I know now (Yvette, Yvette) I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how (Yvette) But too bad I didn't know then what I know now (Yvette, Yvette) Yvette, Yvette [Verse 2] It was a long time ago but I'll never forget I got caught in the bed with a girl named Yvette Well I was scared like hell, but I got away That's why I'm alive, rappin' to y'all today I was outside of my school, talking to this fox Crowd of people all around, listen to my box Just me and my fans, and some guys from the crew Chillin' hard 'cause we had nothing better to do It was me, the L, the A, and the Al' And then I slipped away to make a phone call To this very day it was a move I regret But I didn't know then so I called Yvette [Chorus] Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how (Yvette) But too bad I didn't know then what I know now (Yvette, Yvette) I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how (Yvette) But too bad I didn't know then what I know now (Yvette, Yvette) Yvette Yvette, Yvette Yvette Yvette, Yvette [Verse 3] I said "Hello pretty mama, it's your lover man" She said "Hi Rick, come over, soon as you can" I said "This ain't Rick, what kinda drugs you're smoking?" She said "I know it's you Caz, I was only joking And after we've got that out of the way Why don't you come on over and spend the day?" I said "I can't come now, my man is coming to get me" Then she said "I'm all alone, there's nobody with me" I thought for a second, she says she's alone And I was knockin' at her door 'fore she hung up the phone She opened up the door with a smile that would hook ya And looked down at her watch and said "What took ya?" She lets me in the house, and gave me a kiss And said "Give me that thing that you know I missed" I said "Slow down girl, I brought a little wine And we can drink it in your room" She said "That'll be fine" [Chorus] Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how But too bad I didn't know then what I know now I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how But too bad I didn't know then what I know now Yvette Yvette, Yvette Yvette Yvette, Yvette [Verse 4] Check it out We went up to her room, started getting high But she couldn't keep her hand from off my fly So I made her lock the door, and went to check it When I came back in, she was totally naked That was my cue, to do the do I took my clothes off, and proceeded to Kiss her lips and her back and all around her neck And hesitated on the rest and said "What the heck?" I had her climbing up the ceiling, and shaking the bed After an hour and a half, they're usually dead But she was still going strong, then 'bout a quarter to three She said "Caz, somebody's coming," I said "Yeah, me" Yvette Yvette, Yvette Yvette Yvette, Yvette [Verse 5] And then the door burst open, and there was her folks I thought "Damn, they could have waited 'til I finish my strokes" Her mother was in shock, her father reached on the shelf Pulled down a .45, I almost shit on myself I said "Please don't shoot" and pleaded my case Said "You'd done the same thing if you was in my place But if you spare my life, believe me friend You'll never see me 'round your daughter again" [Chorus] Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how (Yvette) But too bad I didn't know then what I know now (Yvette, Yvette) I said Yvette, she's sweet as sugar, a fox and how (Yvette) But too bad I didn't know then what I know now (Yvette, Yvette) Yvette Yvette, Yvette Yvette Yvette, Yvette [Verse 6] Well don't ask me why, but he let me leave I ran 37 blocks, then I stopped to breathe I gave thanks to God, he wasn't too upset And went home, and thought about poor Yvette He must have beat that girl with a stick and broom 'Cause I could hear the girl screamin' all the way in my room And even though I don't see Yvette no more I know she ain't as fine as she was before Yvette, I'm gonna miss ya, and it's been fun But me and Daddy got a deal, and I gotta run I said Yvette, I'm gonna miss ya, and it's been fun But me and Daddy got a deal, and I gotta run