Heartbreakers (Party Mix)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Grandmaster Caz, J.D.L., Supreme Easy A.D., Almighty Kay Gee] Number one with the fun Number two with the cue I'm number three can't you see I'm number four at your door With a rap so fresh that the rest confess That to mess with the best you have to be possessed So just go, start, proceed, begin And let the Cold Crush four tell you something Turn off the TV and your HBO Because the four came back to make you say "Ho" Put down that book and your magazine And let the Crush show you something that you've never seen It's not a joke, no riddle, just plain old fun 'Cause we're four good things rollеd up in one Here to turn it out likе we always do Here's the new run-ins for you and your crew If you can dig it deal with it If you can't just forget it 'Cause nobody rocks a party like the Cold Crush [Verse 2: Grandmaster Caz] New jacks and rap rookies and sucker MCs Bow down to the lord, drop to your knees 'Cause chill time is over, mister nice guy's gone And everybody's getting put in check from now on From the top to the bottom, I'm checking my file Everybody get a lawyer, you're all on trial And if you're found guilty you'll have to answer to me 'Cause I'm the judge, prosecutor and the jury Is made up of those who've proven themselves able We all sit down at the rap round table Preside over the masses, enforce the laws If we decide to call you out you better go for yours From this day forth, defeat if you live a lie Now marks the return of Casanova Fly King of the crab, giving y'all the shab Get your giggles out now, I got the last laugh Haha, haha, ha, ha, (Sucker, sucker, suck-, suck-) J.D.L. L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L! [Verse 3: J.D.L.] I got a hard act that's hard to follow My name is J.D.L., you call me rhyme-tholo- Gist and I insist that you watch this On my fist won't miss where you kiss, homepiss I've paid my dues and done my time Plus any rhyme I design is mine all mine So if you're down in the dumps or in a rut Don't try to get out for biting on my hut 'Cause I'm the L, what the hell, but don't you tell Next time you want to bite on the mic 'cause you like Next time you want to bite, ring another brother's bell AD, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D! [Verse 4: Supreme Easy A.D.] Supreme Easy A.D., the cream of the crop The emcee that people just love to jock When I'm on the stage I'll let you know That the taker is the one who runs the show I'm as wise as an owl, as free as a slave I've been rapping for eight years, still haven't got paid But you see me fly, as sharp as can be Take a feel, I'm real, girl-taker A.D People smile in my face but I never smile back The Sucker MC's are the two that wear black Your clothes are old, you're weak and whack So get a pen and I'll lend a professional rap I'm real, not fake, as slick as a snake I'll chew you up and spit you out like a piece of cake Turn fire to smoke, give your mother a stroke And have a girl two years going to both[?] I wrote a rhyme for you and your man too When you talk about the Crush your careers are through We're fresh, wild, fly and bold We didn't start in '82, we started six years ago Kay Gee, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G! [Verse 5: Almighty Kay Gee] While you was home picking with your toes I was rocking with the baddest brothers in disco Where the people were fresh, everyone getting down Rocking to the rhythm of the funky sound Said I walk down the street, people on my jock Because I'm the Almighty walking through your block Hold up my man, don't you know Almighty Kay Gee's name is worth more than gold Now I'm here to patrol, but you better behold 'Cause the Almighty Kay Gee is taking control I feel it in my soul, I got a good toll To rock hip hop 'til I'm 90 years old Chilling on my throne, keeping girls on my bone And still be rapping on the microphone If you don't know the game of survival I said my man you had best to chill The way I rock the mic, the way we stomp on the floor Your mother, your brother, and your pa Yeah, everybody calling us the Cold Crush four Break, break, break, breaker [Verse 6: Grandmaster Caz & All] I'm Caz, so what, what does that mean? You make me feel like this girl, nothing else will do So don't blame me because I want to freak you It's not 'cause I'm nasty or a sex maniac I want to be the one that sends a chill up your back We'll start out with a show, some dinner and wine And if there are any staring at you, they must be blind And we can both step off or we can be cozy 'Cause that will be the time to get freaky Girl, I can do it to you until you start to purr Ice, whipped cream, or honey, whatever you prefer Waterbed, on the floor, in the tub, on the couch When it comes to being freaky I ain't no slouch I'm on a mission from G-O-D To make you women feel sexy So don't think you ain't 'cause I'll make you faint So far I've never got one complaint It won't never hurt because I'm a sexpert First take off your sweater and drop your skirt And as I'm slipping out of my leather clothes You can start removing them pantyhose We'll sit some more, watch HBO Hit some nitro and then I'll go From head to toe licking that snow Above your torso and down below I'll make you scream and release the cream Thrill you beyond your wildest dream Tingle your flesh 'til you say yes "Oh Caz, you give it to me the best" Break, break, break, breaker [Verse 7: J.D.L. & All] I'm J.D.L., big deal, what does that prove? I got impeccable taste and a certain flair 'Cause when I walk in a room you know I'm there Don't act conceited or brag out loud But everywhere I go I seem to draw a crowd Got a lot of friends, a lot of enemies too They hate my guts because of what I do Twist up my words, change what I say They don't understand I just came to play So if you coming rowdy, do me a favor Just be on your best behavior [Verse 8: Easy A.D. & All] Easy, Easy who, and what is your game? I'm never rotten, always right when I'm on the mic Because you see perfection is in my sight Play no roles, got goals, soon to behold Don't think I'm fly, don't get high but manage to get by Never fret or frown, can't take away my crown The bite or the beats 'cause the water's boiling now Too hot I'll make you bop when I rocked the spot Hit the top of the charts when I flow you're hot Give me a smile or a grin, I have no friends But the Cold Crush four all the way to the end [Verse 9: Almighty Kay Gee & All] Kay Gee, that's your business, now what you got to say I can rock you any time, anywhere, any day I'm-a tell you a little story all about me How I began to be the Almighty, huh Started out with nothing then to gain Now look at my name in the hall of fame While I look at you rapping and look at the shame Because I'm rapping on the mic, not playing no game The All, All, All, the one who went too tall Rapping on the mic like I play basketball Shoot the ball right in the hoop As the Cold Crush four start to get loose [Verse 10: Grandmaster Caz] Well it's me, the prince of power, the deacon of dance Sole heir to the throne of the king of romance The duke of devastation, the rapper royal Maestro on the mic, innovator of style Shepherd of the flock, the punk in your rock A one man corporation, you better buy stock Not white or Hispanic, just a rhyme mechanic Guaranteed to make you boogie, there's no need to panic Dig the clothes I'm in, when you see me you'll grin The Captain is constantly surrounded by the fly women And if it's not known yet, then let it be discovered That when it comes to rhymes I got all the bases covered Any subject, object, place, or time I take into consideration when I write my rhymes That's why I can say very easily That the Cold Crush four are the b-e-s-t B-e-s-t (in the whole world) B-e-s-t (Haha ha) B-e-s-t B-e-s-t For the rest of my life 'til the day I die 'Cause I'm the Grandmaster Caz and you know I Am right, polite, really good in the night And the chances that I'm not are less than slight So give it up, give it, give it, give it on up Because we got the rap and Chase got the cut Bass, bass, bass