Lyrics

Well I wish I had my picture, on the Rolling Stone today And I wish that the Enquirer, would spread a rumor that I was gay And I wish I had me some buddies, some movie stars and such And I probably wouldn't worry about, the two of us this much And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine And I would not remember, how you broke my heart today Well I wish I had a supermodel, so skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada, she says she's carrying my child And I drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowing in the wind And I'd stop at fancy restaurants, and they finally let me in And I'd spend all my money on caviar and cocaine And I would not remember, how you broke my heart today I wish I had my picture, with the Rolling Stones today And I wish that the Enquirer, would spread a rumor that I was gay And I wish I had me a superstar girlfriend, someone like Lisa Marie 'cause if she'd married Michael Jackson, maybe she'd hang out with me And I'd spend all my money on caviar and Rogaine And I would not remember, how you broke my heart today