Lyrics

I fit central heating, I've done it now for years I've got all the know-how, I've got all the gear I used to earn my money working on a building site Now I'm pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes And those housewives just can't get enough They'll tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors They make me cups of coffee, they make me pots of tea They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me And when I'm in the bedroom, fixing up the rad I see all their naughty toys underneath the bed And those housewives just can't get enough They'll tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door They live their lives under suburban skies Their old men work in suits and ties They think they've got it all, but they get such a surprise When they see my wad they can't believe their eyes Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors They live their lives under suburban skies Their old men work in suits and ties They think they've got it all, but they get such a surprise When they see my wad they can't believe their eyes My van ain't got no road tax, and I don't charge VAT I only deal in ready cash, don't ask me for receipts I'll warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air You can hold my toolbag I think that's only fair And those housewives just can't get enough They'll tell me Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors Do it, do it one more time, please Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor Do it, do it one more time, please Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors