Lyrics

[Verse 1] Met my girl on a dinner date Uptown movie, not back too late But saxophones and cocktails Had other plans [Chorus] By Roland Kirk's three golden horns Sol Invictus thrice reborn Now I see the truth: Jazz music corrupts our youth [Verse 2] Weaving to the men's restroom Hallucinations red and blue These pagan rites were too much For the kid to bear [Chorus] By Roland Kirk's three golden horns Sol Invictus thrice reborn Now I see the truth: Jazz music corrupts our youth Turtlenecks and switchblade knives Pointy shoes, back-alley dice Oh, what's the use? Jazz music corrupts our youth [Instrumental Interlude] [Verse 3] On Slaughter Beach, it's daybreak now My girl is nowhere to be found Vibraphones and highballs Made other plans [Chorus] By Roland Kirk's three golden horns Sol Invictus thrice reborn They speak the truth: Jazz music corrupts our youth Turtlenecks and switchblade knives Business suits, back-alley dice Oh, what's the use? Jazz music destroys our youth