As I Was Sayin’ to the Duchess

Lyrics

[Verse 1] As I was sayin' to the duchess The other day at tea "The caviar's not up to par It doesn't look right to me" As I was sayin' to the duchess Today at her soirée "Your crêpes suzette's the worst I've ate It tastes like a bale of hay" [Verse 2] The duchess said her majesty Had asked her for the recipe She gave it to her majesty God save the king [Verse 3] The duchess called to her butler I think his name was Jeeves He cleared his throat "Your hat, your coat The duchess requests you leave"