Out on a Limerick (Bazzard)

Lyrics
[BAZZARD] Yes, it is I — I gladly reveal! My joy in telling all I cannot conceal! Author am I, at least of this page Joyfully now, I take center stage! My motive in taking this part Was to hone even further my art A theatrical bent And a costume that's lent Let me strive for what's dear to my heart: A chance for some public acclaim Just a shred of a second of fame! As a playwright, a plot To unravel should not Pose a problem much harder to tame This was my greatest audition— Two decent roles at one time! Finally, some recognition Staging the scene of the crime Going out on a limerick, out on a limerick Out on a limerick air! I found a theatrical kit And as Datchery, I did my bit So to clear Neville's name (I confess, to my shame Twas for vanity too, I admit) I followed John Jasper high-low Found the dens he descends to below And when Puffer came here Twas immediately clear My suspicions were quite apropos! So I crept in the lodgings of Jasper Dressed in that wig, what a sight! There I found Rosa Bud's clasp, her Mother's she gave Drood that night! Jasper took it from Ned After hurling him dead Toward the Weir riverbed, I suppose Tell him that Datchery knows! And the proof is quite clear Let us bring Jasper here To be tried and then tied up and strung! And from this limerick, let him be hung!
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Credits
- Writers
- Rupert Holmes