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On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me NINE, AND Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS NINE, AND Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS NINE, AND Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!!! On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me TWELVE TUNA-TWAT ELEVENTEEN S.T.L.D.'S TEN DEBBIE GIZZARDS NINE, AND Eight doo-doo-DOO-doo SEVEN CHICKEN GIZZARDS SIX UCLAMINGS FIVE GOTTA SCHMEETS! FOUR ROTTING CHILDREN THREE SEVERED HEADS TWO BLOODY NUTS AND A GOD DAMN SON OF A BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!