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Hello Yes may I speak with Mal... He's not here This is QVC. He had filled out an application with us Yeah Um. Now we're starting. We are hiring right now. We start at $16 an hour for the position he had applied for. Would he still be interested? $16 an hour? Yes Um he's not home right now. He moved but um he's uh like not in the country. But he'll be back What do you mean? He's not in the cunt? Yeah he's not in the country Oh oh okay But what's the position that he applied for? Um he appliеd for doggy style, but uh which would be to clean up thе backyard and where they were filming. Basically he's just going to move a couple of chairs but he just has it's the hours that we needed him for What are the hours? Cuz um well could I have somebody else apply? My sister is interested. I think she's gonna apply Sure you may have her apply. We can um actually I can set up an interview for tomorrow if you'd like Oh see she's not even right now That doesn't sound. That doesn't sound very reliable. We're looking for reliable people. It's is she going to be reliable? Yeah she's going to be reliable but um This pays $16 an hour, it is a tough position to fill Ok what are the hours? You've got to be able to take it with a grain of salt Okay what are the hours? And a cock. And the hours are. As follows. Would they be? Would she be able to do those hours? Okay Would she be able to do those hours? Well you have to tell me which hours they are I did What did you say? Oh the hours are Monday through Friday 11 in the morning till five at night Um And you will have She won't be able to do those hours There's a two hour break that you're paid for Two hour break that they're paid for? Yes Okay well I'll ask her and um she definitely coming back tonight What are you going to ask her? Huh? When are you going to ask her? Tonight. She'll be back. She says she'll be back by 10 now What is she doing now? What? Is she working now? No she's not working now Is she gettin' it by her boyfriend? Who is this? Excuse...this is QVC No it's not Why not? What's your name? QVC No what's your name? Quentin Vescovius Cox What? Quentin Veslovius Cox. QVC Quentin? Veslovius. Cox Oh okay QVC. I'm calling with. You perhaps got it confused with CVS Oh I don't even. I don't know. I don't even know Well when she's done, you know, swallowing the cock, then she can give us a call and you know Well I really don't think she'd interested with someone like you as a.... OHHHHHHH OOOOOHHH HHERE WE GOOOOOOO. OOHHH YEAH LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT! Go ahead... Who do you think you are? I'M A MACHO MAAAAAN. HAVE ANOTHER ONE A BITE OF MY SLIM JIM BABY OHHHH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH. THANK YOU