Lyrics

[Intro] Haha, haha, haha, haha Dude, where's my point? Down the drain, sinus pain [Chorus] Big boy burger man, I'm the one who can Pizza's on the house, Europe's in the can Japs are all tied up, Aussies on the run You don't even know, dudes, I am the one Lies, toots, and smoke Dude, you're a joke [Post-Chorus] But my forehead throbbing, stomach bobbing It's my job, not a hobby Call me Gumby, you don't want me Burgers coming, now, I'm bumming [Verse] I can do some time, studio is prime Budget for the food, sushi's really smooth Release our demo tapes, the money that it makes Will never be enough to reconstruct your legs On your visions, we can choke Dude, you're a joke That sound is burning, it's really happening Deals are churning, the wheels are turning around You're breaking because I'm making you I'm not faking, I won't take you for a ride I'm saying, you guys will get what you want I'm praying, I'm gonna get a big point Dude, baby, it's in your mind, 'cause you never had it [Chorus] Dude Big boy burger man, I'm the one who can Pizza's on the house, Europe's in the can Japs are all tied up, Aussies on the run You don't even know, dudes, I am the one Lies, toots, and smoke Dude, you're a joke [Post-Chorus] Forehead throbbing, stomach bobbing It's my job, not a hobby Call me Gumby, you don't want me Burgers coming, now, I'm bumming [Outro] Go screw yourself Haha, haha, haha, haha Haha, haha, haha, haha Yeah