Lyrics

I caught a glimpse of crimson Which kind of made me stare Pushed underneath your pillow Knickers you said you'd never wear Because they made you feel indecent You said it's flimsy lingerie That only men like me like Well, I see you now agree All this deception's so uncouth This is a story I'm not buying You say I never tell the truth At least you know when I am lying And so I tore off all the bed clothes To see what else was there At first I felt quite guilty But then I found this hair! All this deception's so uncouth This is a story I'm not buying You say I never tell the truth At least you know when I am lying