Beef Jerky

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My weight is three-hundred pounds My favorite is beef jerky I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond My mom says, "You are kinky" [Chorus] Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours [Interlude] Lay down here, baby Just relax, honey [Verse 2] My baby horse is Jennifer What a beefy hip! She has a fine coat of fur What shiny hair! [Chorus] Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours Who cares? I don't care A horse's ass is better than yours [Outro] Let's eat carrots together until Let's eat carrots together until