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Elaine is a danger to herself and other people Elaine is a danger and is not allowed In the metal workshop In the metal workshop In the metal workshop In the metal workshop Elaine is a danger to herself and other people Elaine is a danger and is not allowed In the chemistry lab In the sports hall In the chemistry lab In the sports hall Elaine is a danger (Elaine is a danger) Elaine is a danger Elaine is a danger Elaine is a danger Elaine is a danger And must only write in crayons Elaine is a danger And must not go near the windows Or in the fishtank, in the cupboard Because Elaine is a danger And must not ever ever be given pens