Your Feet’s Too Big

Lyrics

[Intro] Who's that walkin' 'round here? Mercy! [Verse 1] Sat in a diner at a table for two There are four of us, me, your big feet and you From your ankles up you sure look sweet From there down there's just too much feet [Chorus] Yeah, your feet's too big (Too big) Don't want ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Too big) Can't use ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Too big) I really hate ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Yeah, yeah) [Post-Chorus] Yeah, let's hear it now Da-dee-doo-da Ya-da-ya-da Where did ya get 'em? Ya-da-ya-da [Verse 2] Your baby likes you, she thinks you're nice Ah, got what it takes to be in a paradise She likes your face, she likes your rig Man, oh man, them things are too big [Chorus] Oh, your feet's too big (Too big) Can't twist it, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big) Can't shake it, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big) You just don't make it, 'cause your feet's too big (Yeah, yeah) [Post-Chorus] (Bop-pa-da-da) Come on walk that thing (Bop-pa-da-da) Never heard such walkin' (Bop-pa-da-pa) Mercy! (Pa-da-pa-da) Da-dee-doo-dah Where'd ya get em? [Verse 3] All your pedal extremities are colossal To me you look just like a fossil You've got me walkin', talkin' and squakin' 'Cause your feet's too big, too big, too large [Chorus] Yeah, your feet's too big (Too big) Don't want ya, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big) I can't stand ya, 'cause your feet's too big (Too big) I'm mad at ya, 'cause ya feet's too big (Yeah, yeah) [Post-Chorus] Hey! Da-dee-doo-da Ya-dee-ooh-da Where'd ya get 'em? Ya-dee-ooh-da [Outro] Your pedal extremities really are obnoxious One never knows