Reputation Stain’d

Lyrics

[IVY, JASON] Will I see you later? Yeah, I think so Try again Yes, you'll see me later Okay, I won't ask when (spoken) But I'm free tonight, just so you know [PETER, JASON] Where were you last night? I waited up I crashed at Ivy's Oh really? [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken] Okay, people, let's get amateur hour started Peter, you have been staring at me all day Now, I love you to pieces, honey But I'm off the market Places for the fight scene [MATT, JASON, PETER] Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford No better term than this, thou art a villain Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee Doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting Villain I am none, farewell I see thou knowst me not Calm, dishonorable, vile submission Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken] Ivy, run the next scene Oh, and Nadia, in answer to your question At no point does the nurse slap Juliet [JASON, NADIA] Courage, man, the hurt can not be much (Alack the day, he's gone, he's killed, he's dead) [PETER & IVY] Why the devil came you between us? I was slain under your arm (Can heaven be so envious? Hath Romeo slain himself?) [NADIA, IVY, JASON] (spoken) Shame come to Romeo! Blistered be thy tongue for such a wish He was not born to shame (sung) I thought for all the best Oh what a beast was I to chide at him [NADIA slaps IVY] (spoken) I just really think there's a slap there (sung) Alive in triumph, and Mercutio slain [Jason and Matt begin their fight. The choreographed fight sequence is soon abandoned as the fight turns real] [MATT, JASON, spoken] Faggot What'd you call me? [SISTER CHANTELLE, spoken] Hey you two, where do you think you are? Public school? Everybody out [Everyone exits but Peter and Jason] [PETER, JASON, spoken] What was that about? Huh, I don't know Well, listen, I had the craziest dream, or vision, last night I saw the virgin Mary and she was black And she had these, these angels who were like backup singers And, anyway, she told me I need to tell my mother about us So what are you doing for spring break? Right, uh, let's go We're gonna be late for class Jason, stop, listen to me What? You're kidding, right? No, I need to tell her I need her to know And I need you there when I do it Yeah, let—, let's tell your mother So then she can call my mother Who will immediately tell my dad And the two of them can rush down here To conference with Father Then, maybe, I can ask Notre Dame for a leave of absence While I deal with a sexual identity crisis or maybe, maybe My dad will just beat the shit out of me and then disown me Smart money says that's his first move Sure, yeah, let's tell her, when do we leave? Jason, I can't deal with this anymore I mean, you're all I have, don't you get that? And, I have to talk about it I almost told the priest in confession the other day You what? Are you out of your mind? Jason, maybe this doesn't have to be such an issue Look, in three months, we'll be out of here Where it won't be a problem No, Peter, this is always gonna be a problem What are you saying? This, us, whatever, it needs to stop