Nobody’s Fat In Aspen

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For years, I listened to the Incomparable John Denver Singing of stratospheres And Rocky Mountain Splendor I never knew the meaning of Rocky Mountain High (colorado, colorado, colorado) Til I boarded a plane for Aspen And took off through the Western sky Peter was a ski pro Until me hurt his knees I could have been a lawyer he said, but I've got this need to be free I spend my winters here in Aspen, summers in Malibu I may not be a rich man, but I'm better off than you 'Cause Nobody's Fat in Aspen Everybody eats brie cheese Disco dances at Tipplers all night In the daylight strap on skis You can see em slippin down Buttermilk Mountain Drinking at Little Nell's Nobody's fat in Aspen Everybodys so damn healthy Oh, Rheba is a young woman doctor from a city back East She was running from the memory of an ex husband Trying to find some peace My analyist he told me, she says to get away So I toss and turn here in my bed And I ski 6 hours a day Nobody's Fat in Aspen Everybody eats brie cheese Disco dances at Tipplers all night In the daylight strap on skis You can see them sliding down Snowmass Mountain Drinking at Little Nell's Nobody's fat in Aspen Everybody's so damn healthy Oh, Paul is a ski instructor With blond, thinning hair "My feet freeze everyday on the slopes," he says, "but I don't care" "'Cause I get to meet a lot of lonely women, lookin' for a good time They don't mean it when they say they love me But I don't mind." Cause Nobody's Fat in Aspen Everybody eats cream cheese Disco dances at Tipplers all night In the daylight strap on skis You can see them gliding down Ajax Mountain Drinking at Little Nell's Nobody's fat in Aspen Everybody's so damn wealthy