Lyrics

[FRANCES' DAD] My kid yelled at the moon last night Damn, that frances is hard to please Said moon if you know what's good for you Better come on down and gimme some cheese [PETE & JAKE'S DAD] Scrappy little whistle-blower [CHET'S DAD] Little shit [FRANCES' DAD] Laughed so hard, thought my gut would split She's a miniature me Wants the moon on a plate [PETE & JAKE'S DAD] A real go-getter when she grows up [FRANCES' DAD] And I can't wait [CHET'S DAD] My boy jumped in the truck last night Steer, he said, daddy let me steer His hands on the wheel at ten and two [PETE & JAKE'S DAD] Little chet's got skill [CHET'S DAD] Didn't spill my beer Left-footed screw-up in the driver's seat [FRANCES' DAD] Kept her straight [CHET'S DAD] Oh, a good five feet [FRANCES' DAD] He's a chip off the block [CHET'S DAD] And he's only eight A casanova when he grows up And I can't wait [FRANCE'S DAD & CHET'S DAD] Can't help thinkin' Can't help thinkin' A nut don't fall too far from the tree Like lookin' in a mirror Lookin' in a mirror That little crew cut is little ol' me Can't help thinkin Can't help thinkin [CHET'S DAD] When my boy is up at bat [FRANCE'S DAD & CHET'S DAD] I, I, I Damn, I made that [PETE & JAKE'S DAD] Goddamn boys made me late again Snuck right into our feather bed A scene from the Saturday evening post Got a rockwell painting etched in my head Jake and pete snorin' in second's flat [PETE & JAKE'S DAD, FRANCE'S DAD, & CHET'S DAD] How's a man leave a scene like that? [PETE & JAKE'S DAD] Foreman's on my ass 'cause of course I'm late I betcha tomorrow they try it again And I can't wait [PETE & JAKE'S DAD, FRANCE'S DAD, & CHET'S DAD] Can't help thinkin' Can't help thinkin' Can't help thinkin' A nut don't fall too far from the tree Like lookin' in a mirror Lookin' in a mirror That little crew cut is little ol' me Can't help thinkin' Can't help thinkin' Can't help thinkin' When I'm sick of where I'm at I, I, I I made that I made that I made that