Let’s Talk About Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Tex Richman] I'm Tex Richman, Mr. Texas T People call me Rich 'cause I got more money I got more cheddar than some supersized nachos Got cash flow like Robert has dineros I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh I make the baker bake my bread out of dough No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill [Chorus: Show girls & Tex Richman] He's Tex Richman (Oh, yeah) Everybody listen (Here we go now) Just how great it is to be him (Oh, it's great to be me, yeah) He's the greatest (I'm the greatest) You're the lamest (Woo-hoo-hoo) Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see? (Uh, uh, uh, uh) [Verse 2: Tex Richman] Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls If something's for sale, consider it sold I've got so much gold, I gold-plate my gold I even got a guy to gold-plate my cat I don't regret much, but I do regret that If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again [Chorus: Show Girls & Tex Richman] He's Tex Richman Everybody listen (Yoo-hoo-hoo) Just how great it is to be him (Oh, it's great to be me, yeah) He's the greatest (Uh, come on) You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me) [Bridge: Nathan Pacheco] I recall a heartbreaking story About my own tenth birthday party Should've been a glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there to put on a show They started to dance, they were telling their jokes I didn't laugh, I didn't know how Then my friends, they all turned around And they laughed at me They laughed at me I hate you, Muppets, so [Chorus: Show Girls & Tex Richman] He's Tex Richman (Yeah) Everybody listen (Come on, y'all) Just how great it is to be him (It's easy having this much green, yeah) He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again) He's the greatest (Ooh, it never gets old) Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see? [Outro: Tex Richman, spoken] Little Muppets, time to give up your dream