Be Our Guest

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Genevieve Goings] Be our guest, be our guest! Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie And we'll provide the rest Cheese soufflé Hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing (Ooo) they can dance (Ahh) After all, Miss, this is France (Ooo-la-la) And a dinner here is never sеcond best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glancе and then you'll Be our guest (Ah-ha) Oui, our guest (Ooo) Be our guest (Ah-ha) [Verse 2: Genevieve Goings & Constantine "DC" Abramson, Both] Beef ragout Cheese soufflé Pie and pudding, en flambé We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret You're alone And you're scared But the banquet's all prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining I tell jokes I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet (That's right) Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest [Bridge: Genevieve Goings & Constantine "DC" Abramson] Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving He's not whole without a soul to wait upon Ah, those good old days when we were useful Suddenly those good old days are gone Ah, ten years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting Exercise, a chance to use our skills Most days we just sit around the castle Flabby, fat and lazy You walked in and oops-a-daisy [Verse 3: Genevieve Goings & Constantine "DC" Abramson, Both] It's a guest, it's a guest Sake's alive, well I'll be blessed Juice's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert, she'll want tea And my dear that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoein' I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm, piping hot Heaven's sakes, is that a spot? Clean it up we want the company impressed We've got a lot to do Is it one lump or two? For you, our guest She's our guest! Be our guest! [Spoken: Genevieve Goings] Ha, ha, ha Now you know you're not supposed to play with your food I suppose we could dance with our food Who feels like dancing? Who? You? Come on Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, woo [Verse 4: Genevieve Goings & Constantine "DC" Abramson, Both] Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest Do-do-do-do-do Ohh, yeah, yeah, yeah Be our guest Course by course, one by one 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest Please be our guest [Outro, spoken: Genevieve Goings & Constantine "DC" Abramson] Bon appetit