The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly, Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Bat-Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before he could make it back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat, blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullеts and he ran away Because Optimus Primе came to save the day This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Shaq came back, covered in a tire track But Jackie Chan jumped and he landed on his back And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady While Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete But suddenly, something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip And he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find 'cos Batman stole it, and he shot, and he missed And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault over Optimus Prime But they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown… Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne But Chuck saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs... ...then Gandalf the Grey And Gandalf the White And 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight And Benito Mussolini And The Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie Robocop Terminator Captain Kirk Darth Vader Lo-Pan Superman Every Single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock The Rock Doc Ock And Hulk Hogan All the Kids Next Door Dr. Fu Manchu The Adventures of Lolo 1 and 2 Tabuu The Doom Slayer The Mind Flayer Cap'n Crunch John Mayer The Star You Control in Mario Galaxy in Multiplayer The Eighth Lost Sin Din, Farore and Nayru Scatman John Sans Madonna Don Ordrive And Beirut The Queen of Hearts The King of Spades An Ace in the Hole And a Jack of All Trades Colin Hay Hey Jude Jude Law Loss Guy Guy Fawkes Squawks Tawks A Tox Box And The Third Eye of a Psychic You Met Back in Your Last Year of College, When Your Boyfriend Dumped You The Annoying Orange Eminem's Door Hinge A Watched Pot's Cold Water The Second Coming of Christ An Escaped Lamb to the Slaughter Five Coloured Ties Worn by Guys from Michigan Willard's Rat, Ben Judas, Played by Tim Minchin Flash, Crash and Slash Man Bon Jovi's Dropped Beat Finn's Missing Right Hand And Two Left Feet The Final Straw that Broke the Camel's Back Vegeta, Ready to Unleash a Final Flash Attack Picard and Data Steve Minecraft, Pre-Beta Isaac, Unbound And Neil Cicierega Funky Kong Wheelie-ing on His Favourite Bike "Weird Al" Yankovic And an Australian Lookalike All came out of nowhere, lightning fast And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood The rest saw the better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown.) This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown!) This is the Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny