Dad 3

Lyrics

One time I saw my dad and he was Lookin' like the mascot from the Cheetos brand, I'm talkin' 'bout the dude that's basically a cheetah man, he loves Spicy corn snacks and he's been banned from Japan, but just like Any good father he would hold my hand, and When I got hurt we'd take the Cheeto van, the Hospital has a lane for special Cheeto vans, and the Highway has a lane for special Cheeto vaaa-aa-aaaa-ans. The Moral of the story is to stop pretending that your Dad isn't actually Steven Williams, you're probably Like, who the fuck, is Steven Williams, that's the CEO of FRITOS that I Googled for this song, and I Tricked you into thinking that I knew who that is but when I Saw, his picture, I know who that is, hе's my Father, he's the mothеr-fucken Cheeto man, and to- Gether we can do it, but no in Japaa-aa-aaa-aaaan Ja- PAAAAAAN, he's been banned. He's - Not allowed, in Japan anymore Dad! this is Dad Three-eee-eeeeee. And you wouldn't be- Lieve. What it's like after three dads. It's the best One time I saw my dad and he was Looking like the person who had raised me right, taught Me to be respectful and to never fight, except that Kellogg's bitch who bragged about bein' right, and every- Thing in his world is so fuckin' great, when he Goes to Japan he gets past the gate, the se- Curity line doesn't waste his time, I Wish that that father was mi-i-iiii-iine