Taco Chop

Lyrics

It's 3:00 AM guys (Ohh!) The club just let out (I like it) And your drunk You got a vieja You can't figure out if she looks good And you only got three bucks Where are you gonna go? I'll take you to the taco shop (Uh-huh) Big chile is what I got (Uh-huh) It's cheaper than any spot (Stunta man) My tacos they'll make you fart I'll take you to the taco shop (Vamonos) Big chile is what I got (H-Town) It's cheaper than any spot (Stunta man) My tacos they'll make you fart (Chingo Bling dale) Una orden de taco de nalga de J-Lo You can have it at my spot If you've got the money to say so Pull up to tha drivethru in an oldsmobile That shit comes with a chicken, they call it combo meal They should even shave unlеss Ya order with the brown lettucе They line up on the wall and ask you "¿Que Quieres?" His chile ain't bigger than mine, ya man jealous Put plastic on my hot-dog cause I don't want relish King Taco in L.A., Taco Madre in Houston I got hoes that will rob you I got hoes that be boostin I got sophisticated, educated, even hood ratas Put the lips on my straw and taste the Horchata I got a couple gorditas that will give ya the torta We say panocha, some say chocha Houston be my City, we tippin' on 4-4"s We bring it from Mexico, we got the good dough though I'll take you to tha taco shop (Uh-huh) Big chile is what I got (Uh-huh) It's cheaper than any spot (Stunta mayne) My tacos they'll make you fart I'll take you to tha taco shop (Vamonos) Big chile is what I got (H-Town) It's cheaper than any spot (Stunta mayne) My tacos they'll make you fart (Chingo Bling dale) You know I get it my way (yeah) It's however I want it I don't live near by but I'm here for the moment You're at tha right place at the right time I wanna see you naked girl, I hope you don't mind Take off your clothes lay down, baby girl it's simple I know you a nympho, give me ya info I'm fresh fresh like Mentos, stay with da tempo Release my stress all over your dimples You like that, I know you do girl You hang around me I'll take you to a new world It's up to you girl 'cause I can sho' do it I see you twerkin that thang, you ain't new to it So get used to it, that's how tha Stunta roll I'll leave ya at tha telly, go find another hoe I go show to show, hit hoes you know As long as I get dough I'ma still get mo', let's go I'll take you to tha taco shop (Uh-huh) Big chile is what I got (Uh-huh) It's cheaper than any spot (Stunta mayne) My tacos they'll make you fart I'll take you to tha taco shop (Vamonos) Big chile is what I got (H-Town) It's cheaper than any spot (Stunta mayne) My tacos they'll make you fart (Chingo Bling dale) That's right boys and girls So next time you're on the craving for the fuzzy tacos Or the furbuger Holla at the Chingo Bling taco trucks There's one on every corner ChingoBling.com H-Town Stunta Man, 713 Undagrounds Most Wanted Oiga, and we got a special on the meat On the pure great A Mexican beef Imported directly to your momma's house And if you viejas missing And if your fiance is missing She's probably on the tour bus getting served Okay? Extra helping with the bacon Filet mignon (Yeah!) (What's up, motherfuckers!) Por favor, believe it (Stunta Man) Okay! (We're reloaded!) Tururu! Te la lavas, te tomas la agua! It's 3 am in the fucking morning!