Open the Kimono

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Chilly Gonzales] If and when I open the kimono Let me set the stage and dim the lights If and when I introduce the monster One of us might not make it through the night [Chorus: Chilly Gonzales] When I open the kimono When I open the kimono When I open the kimono Oh, no [Verse 2: Chilly Gonzales] When I open the kimono I could paint the painful picture Of a man who's half a vampire Who screams into his pillow As he looks for his reflection In the mirror on the ceiling He's covered like a martyr in a shroud [Chorus: Chilly Gonzales] Whеn I open the kimono When I opеn the kimono When I open the kimono Oh, no [Verse 3: Chilly Gonzales] When I open the kimono I'll be dodging all the boulders That have gained so much momentum In this avalanche of secrets I'll be dancing like Saint Vitus But I'm too tired to fight this I just hope that you won't hate when I'm done [Verse 4: Bruiser Wolf] Uh, listen Don't cover your eyes when I open mine It's no surprise, I ain't got nothing to hide From Rosemont to Paris Rhinestones to carats, uh I was a reject with a fear of rejection I don't regret shit, everything with a lesson It ain't easy, but I do it with ease You don't believe me? I put it out there for everyone to see Behold the benevolent Perfection is ain't begging for acceptance Grew from beginnings that were desolate This role wants us fit all, no measurements You can judge me, sure But what we're gonna see when you open up yours? Tax fraud? Divorce? Finishing quick during intercourse? [Bridge: Chilly Gonzales & Bruiser Wolf] Now that I've opened the kimono The belt falls like a feather to the floor We can't put the booze back in the bottle We can't live on dreams anymore When I open the kimono Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono Oh, no Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono [Chorus: Chilly Gonzales & Bruiser Wolf] When I open the kimono (Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono) When I open the kimono (Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono) When I open the kimono (Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono) Oh, no (Come on, open the kimono, open the kimono, open the kimono) Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no (Come on)