Modern Man Intermission

Lyrics

[Verse: George Carlin] Cocked, locked and ready to rock You can't shut me up Rough, tough and hard to bluff You can't dumb me down I got no need for coke and speed You can't shut me up Got no urge to binge and purge You can't dumb me down I interface with my database My database is in cyberspace I wear power ties, I tell power lies I take power naps, I run victory laps I read junk mail, I eat junk food I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports I'm tireless and I'm wireless I'm an alpha male on beta blockers I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive And from time to time, I'm radioactive I take it slow, I go with the flow I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride I don't snooze so I don't lose I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried Pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried and I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt And I'm hanging tough, over and out