III. Life: The Biggest Troll [Andrew Auernheimer]

Lyrics

[Intro] I'm fly [Verse 1] Man made the web, you don't need a name (Yeah) Man made of faults, I ain't too ashamed Every thought I had, put it in a box (Box) Everybody see it just before the cops Trolling, trolling, trolling these niggas Rickrolling these niggas They mad 'cause they don't know any better "Hold up, it's the kid—quick, tell him he can't sit with us!" Fuck it, got money, bought friends like I'm TBS VVS, I can see it all with the clarity Real deep, hope they dig a nigga 'fore they bury me Even though we were told to go where they wouldn't go Hella slow, that's that dial-up, watch it pile up, fly [Chorus] Andrew Auernheimer Pulling on her weave, it's that Andrew Auernheimer Andrew Auernheimer Pulling on her weave, it's that Andrew Auernheimer Andrew Auernheimer Pulling on her weave, it's that Andrew Auernheimer Andrew Auernheimer Pulling on her weave, it's that Andrew Auernheimer [Verse 2] We are the dreams of our parents lost in the future Who hide the deepest desires and wear a mask like a lucha— Door open, we were smoking in the hotel The vapors went through the hallway, the manager pissed as hell I mean, where's the line between Donny-G and Gambino? He hang with girls like he Lena, but needed some time to re-up Tequila in the cantina, thirty dollars I swallowed The Sauza so malo (I nuzzled my Nyla) And then she said, "You need to grow up You been doing this for too long That Camp was a million years ago, sing me a different song." Whether you're trolling or controlling, just a reminder You think you get it, you don't, it's that Andrew Auernheimer I'm gone—now I'm back Give a fuck or give 'em hell, just not a chance to react Tyler Durden, this burden hurting, they said there was curtains Certain demise, look in his eyes, the pain inadvertent I could've stayed where I was and had a life you'd be proud of But I'd rather chase things never thought of It was all love, saying, "Go hard" Making dope, it's a trap; Ackbar backfired Panic dreams, so it seems we're meant to die Had to figure it out; "It's the best," no, that's a lie Had to get some stuff off my chest, I vaporized High on my own, it took time to realize Because the internet, mistakes are forever But if we fuck up on this journey, at least we're together Man, I wish I could go back and tell that kid it's make-believe Make him believe in himself, people who needed my help Feelings I felt, killing myself, no one's ever been this lost I just get the information, retweet it or say it sucks I just got the motivation, your talent's just bunch of luck Hard work and dedication, but, lately, it's run amok Waking up in these places I don't remember Texts from people I never met, doors left open (Who is this? Don't do it, where are you? Who is this? Who is this?) I don't know who I am anymore Still on the beat, though Still in the game, but he move with a cheat code Slowest connection ever, my life inside a computer Them bands that'll make her dance, my wallet's Lollapalooza The violence, first-person shooter First person to move, first person to speak My mils aren't meek, they scream in the streets Losing my frame of reference, these pieces of shit for breakfast Funny, the day you born, that's really your death sentence I met this girl at a dinner, we conversatin' She beautiful in the face, but her voice is truly amazing Plus she write her own shit, becoming so close knit Smoke up and talk in the evening, she helping me focus No Anna Nicole Smith, she getting hers Niggas take her props, like a musical, live and learn She say she feel alone all the time, I'm similar I meet her in my dreams, on the moon, I visit her Every night, I text her, "I wanna solve the world, I think I need your help" She text me, "How you gon' trust somebody when you don't trust yourself?" I mean she right, though, .45 like a lightbulb And I could've died like my iPhone, but I kept going like a psycho And I took Chance like a dice roll, dropping jewels like it's puberty Wrote a note on the glass: "You see what these labels do to me?" Text said, "I'm wet"; I said, "Hold up, wait a minute" H2O plus my D, that's my hood, I'm living in it Never forget this feeling, never gon' reach a million Eventually, all my followers realize they don't need a leader Stay on your own shit, fuck what these clones think Just remember that you the shit, but act like it don't stink We were childish, but had to grow up When you spitting real shit, eventually, you throw up Realities like allergies, I'm afraid to go nuts "Life: The Biggest Troll", but the joke is on us Yeah, the joke's you showed up [Outro] You're here now You have to help me You have to help me I need you—you have to help me You have to help me You have to help me Please help me Please help me Please, please help me Please—